so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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