so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
