all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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