need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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