Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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