see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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