I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I fill condoms, not promises.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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