Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Randomize