Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I don't deserve a penis
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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