Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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