She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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