people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Randomize
