My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Randomize