A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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