Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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