Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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