Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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