i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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