There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Randomize
