this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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