I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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