oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
try to milk me bitch
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
