I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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