I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Randomize
