WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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