why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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