you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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