just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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