I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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