he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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