I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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