So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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