I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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