Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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