My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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