I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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