He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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