how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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