Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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