Where is the hickey?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
