Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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