a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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