i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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