apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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