the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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