I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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