your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Your dad touched me again.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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