why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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