What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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