dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
its not stalking. its research.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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