I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
