you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Randomize
