Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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