we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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