i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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